Hear ye, hear ye!
Please file under things that aren't jokes:
anything labeled as "mini" that is edible. Please disregard, however, Hershey's Kissables. They're sick.
Qualifying goods include but are not limited to:
- Mini cinnabun
- Mini M&Ms
- Mini Chiclets [hell yes]
- Mini ponies [but please don't eat them. thank you]
Ps - Completely off topic, Noah Bailin had an entire MINI tube of Ranch Pringles Chips. Pass it on.
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Monday, January 22, 2007
Not a Joke of the Day 1/22
Well as you devoted readers may have noticed, there hasn't been any not a jokes for a while now but you'll have happy to know, we're back and we're not about to start joking!
We've undergone some staff changes since we last updated. We laid off the entire promotions department and have completely closed down our print component. Moving forward Noah B. has been promoted to president and Molly B. to CEO.
And so, without further delay, the moment we've ALL been waiting for: not a joke of the day Monday, January 22nd!!!!
One of the most serious things known to man, jalepenos. If it were feasible, I'd eat them everyday, incorporating them into every meal.
There will definitely be jalepenos in jeaven.
We've undergone some staff changes since we last updated. We laid off the entire promotions department and have completely closed down our print component. Moving forward Noah B. has been promoted to president and Molly B. to CEO.
And so, without further delay, the moment we've ALL been waiting for: not a joke of the day Monday, January 22nd!!!!
One of the most serious things known to man, jalepenos. If it were feasible, I'd eat them everyday, incorporating them into every meal.
There will definitely be jalepenos in jeaven.
Thursday, January 11, 2007
1/11 by Noah Bailin
THIS JUST IN!
cha cha lounge has $2 sangria and $1 sweet plantains every day from 5-7?? why did i not know about this???? I blame my east side spies(molly/kim) for not keeping me in the loop on things that are NO JOKE on the east side.
cha cha lounge has $2 sangria and $1 sweet plantains every day from 5-7?? why did i not know about this???? I blame my east side spies(molly/kim) for not keeping me in the loop on things that are NO JOKE on the east side.
Not a Joke 1/11
Despite Noah's disbelief, vitamins are not jokes! (See below quotation from vitamins-nutrition.org)
Nor are wheatgrass shots and it is important to not they are especially serious and not jokes when taken with an orange juice chaser.
"Complex metabolic processes in our body are constantly working together to achieve what is known as homeostasis, or balance. This balance can be disrupted easily if any part of the complex or system is deficient or malfunctions. Vitamins are critical components of these processes at various levels, such as: growth, development, repair, metabolic, and disease prevention just to name a few."
THAT'S NO JOKE, SON!
Nor are wheatgrass shots and it is important to not they are especially serious and not jokes when taken with an orange juice chaser.
"Complex metabolic processes in our body are constantly working together to achieve what is known as homeostasis, or balance. This balance can be disrupted easily if any part of the complex or system is deficient or malfunctions. Vitamins are critical components of these processes at various levels, such as: growth, development, repair, metabolic, and disease prevention just to name a few."
THAT'S NO JOKE, SON!
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Not a Joke 1/10 - REVISED
Also on today's list of things that are not jokes:
- Ghiradelli Peppermint Bark -
milk chocolate, white chocolate, and candy cane pieces.
They were not joking around at the chocolate factory the day they made this, they were not even joking a little bit.
Not A Joke (s) Of The Day 1/10
noah and molly's short list for today includes:
1. The mexican place in the farmers market at Grove
2. Eating Milk duds WITH your popcorn at movies..yep...i said it....
3. Red Cowboy Boots
4. The hills burning across from Fanscape yesterday
5. Scene in Pan's labyrinth where the captains face is cut wide open and then he sews himself back together- NOT A FUCKING JOKE
(What is a Joke? COLD COLD WATER)
1. The mexican place in the farmers market at Grove
2. Eating Milk duds WITH your popcorn at movies..yep...i said it....
3. Red Cowboy Boots
4. The hills burning across from Fanscape yesterday
5. Scene in Pan's labyrinth where the captains face is cut wide open and then he sews himself back together- NOT A FUCKING JOKE
(What is a Joke? COLD COLD WATER)
Tuesday, January 9, 2007
Not a Joke of the Day, II 1/9
Want to know what isn't a joke??
buying electronics discounted up to 50% on the black market.
- molly
buying electronics discounted up to 50% on the black market.
- molly
Not A Joke - 1/9
COMEDY NIGHT ON MONDAY'S AT LARGO
$5 for the best comedy in LA with a girl that looks exactly like Natalie Portman at the table next to you? YES PLEASE.
what IS a joke though? the food there.
ps. patton oswalt is THE FUCKING SHIT!
$5 for the best comedy in LA with a girl that looks exactly like Natalie Portman at the table next to you? YES PLEASE.
what IS a joke though? the food there.
ps. patton oswalt is THE FUCKING SHIT!
Monday, January 8, 2007
Not a joke 1/8/07
The coffee in SF in Hayes Valley at the "blue.." something.
It's in an alley and they are making MAD CASH. Molly B and I are going to buy a shit load of their coffee and re-sell it as our own in hills of silverlake out of a garage. Can you say 'GENIUS'???
It's in an alley and they are making MAD CASH. Molly B and I are going to buy a shit load of their coffee and re-sell it as our own in hills of silverlake out of a garage. Can you say 'GENIUS'???
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