Seeing as though it's been about a year since our last post, we figure it's been long enough that we don't have to worry about playing ourselves out early.
That being said, let's get right into it some serious, not-joking confrontation!
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ISN'T A JOKE?!?? WELL I'LL TELL YOU!
1. Yogurt-covered raisins, these things are the sheer TRUTH.
2. Coming in at a close second from the same "covered" family are good, old honest-to-goodness, dark chocolate-covered espresso beans.
PAIRING SUGGESTION: Use them to decorate a birthday cake, (Molly's is March 12, FYI.)
OKAY... NEXT! ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?? DON'T THINK, JUST ANSWER!
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS NOT A JOKE? WHAT?! SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. Okay, that's better.
Other things that aren't jokes and shouldn't be laughed at:
1. dried white peaches from Trader Joe's
2. The Atwater Village Farmer's Market -- they have tamales and a FACE-PAINTING BOOTH, OKAY?!?! We're not kidding!!
TIP: there is word a cute girl named Jessica works at the face-painting booth.
Okay that's all for now. Check back next January or sooner for an update.
PS - We still think vitamins are jokes.
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2 comments:
I vouch for yogurt-covered raisins to not be laughed at. Also, staying true to your NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION isn't any type of joke, either.
You guys are doing the Lord's work.
This blog makes no sense. What's the point of a public journal if you don't dedicate some space to "disparaging remarks" about pop stars?
Love,
The Sam Fiasco
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